jacob brown
Jake is like the king of cool. He’s got hoes, drugs, and a vibe that makes you want to quit school and follow him everywhere.
He said, ‘Hi Jake, you are so cool,’ and then gave me a bag of weed and a hug.
He showed up at my house with two hoes and a whole box of candy.
He texted me, ‘You’re cool, but I’m cooler.’ Then he sent me a photo of his new hoe.