Jacob Blair
Jacob Blair is the kind of guy who thinks he’s the main character in his own movie, but he’s really just the sidekick who gets left behind. He’s got the charm of a used car salesman and the brain of a goldfish, but somehow he still makes everyone around him feel like they’re in a good mood.
You're the worst at love, but you're still the best at making me laugh.
I’m tired of being your backup plan.
You’re the kind of guy who thinks he’s the main character, but he’s not even the lead.