Jacob Benner
Jacob Benner is the drummer for Late Nite Reading. He’s so good-looking and so hilarious that you’d probably die if you had to be his girlfriend.
Jacob Benner is the best drummer ever. He’s also the best looking guy. I’d date him even if he was a total jerk.
I wish I was Jacob Benner’s girlfriend. I would laugh so hard I’d probably vomit.
Jacob Benner is like a god. I would worship him if he asked me to.