Jacob and Kerry
Two people who should be on a reality show. They're like a pizza and a burger. Both good, but together? Holy hell.
Jacob: 'I'll take you to the moon.' Kerry: 'I'll take you to the church.'
They tried to start a band. It ended with a priest getting a tattoo.
Kerry: 'I'm your forever.' Jacob: 'I'm your forever, and I'm also your ex.'