Jaclyn
Jaclyn is smart, hot, and athletic. She’s always there when you need her, and she doesn’t even know how good she looks.
She beat me in a race and still had time to laugh at me. I got a bruise from my own embarrassment.
She got an A on her test and I got a D because I thought she was too pretty to be smart.
She said her butt was amazing. I said she was delusional.