Jaclene - A Jaclene is so attractive, they make your eyes pop out and

A Jaclene is so attractive, they make your eyes pop out and your socks feel jealous. You want to marry them, steal them, and run.

My crush is a Jaclene. I wrote her a love letter. She sent me a text that said 'I love you too. Also, I'm hungry.'

My friend's sister is a Jaclene. I tried to talk to her. Now I'm her brother.

My dog is a Jaclene. He looks at me like I'm the one who needs to be rescued.