Jackyard
A place where you go to jerk it with hot guys, girls, and people who look like they just walked out of a wrestling match. If you’re lucky, a jacker will let you jerk it for free. If you’re not lucky, you might end up in a love triangle with your ex and your neighbor.
Text: 'Jackyard is the only place where I can jerk it and still be single.'
DM: 'Just got done jerking it at the Jackyard. My soul is now a snack.'
Tweet: 'Jackyard: 10/10, now I’m in a love triangle with my ex and my neighbor.'