jackweiser - A cheap way to get drunk. It’s like a slap to your senses an

A cheap way to get drunk. It’s like a slap to your senses and a middle finger to your dignity.

I had a jackweiser and it was like getting yelled at by my mom.

My jackweiser was so bad it made my dog cry.

I drank a jackweiser and it felt like being trapped in a blender.