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The intense feeling of being so blown away by something so big and awesome that you feel like you're about to cry and maybe vomit all over Jack Bauer.
When I saw Jack Bauer do 10 push-ups after being tortured for 2 hours, I almost cried and threw up.
Jack Bauer showed up in my room and I almost wet myself and passed out.
I saw Jack Bauer take down a terrorist and I cried and puked on my mom.