Jacktucky
A place where the only things that work are the chickens and the people who don't know how to use a toilet.
"Jacktucky is where my uncle lives. He thinks the internet is a conspiracy.", @DadJokes4Life
I tried to explain Wi-Fi to my friend from Jacktucky. He thought I was talking about a type of cereal.
My dog ran away to Jacktucky and now he's living with a guy who wears a hat made of corn.