Jacktical Nuke
A nickname so dumb only the dumbest Jack can have it. It was thought up by a guy who plays the bass clarinet like it's his enemy. People laughed at it. Now it's going to be the worst thing ever.
My brother got Jacktical Nuke because he cried during a math test. That was a disgrace.
The principal called Jacktical Nuke to the kid who drew on the walls. That was a disaster.
I got Jacktical Nuke because I tripped over a pencil. That was the worst day ever.