JackTheCEO - Jack is a dog who thinks he’s a CEO because he has a fancy n

Jack is a dog who thinks he’s a CEO because he has a fancy name. He runs JerkyXp, a company that sells jerky so bad it makes your dog cry.

JackTheCEO just tweeted, 'I’m the CEO of jerky. I eat it. You should too.' My dog looked at me like I was crazy.

My friend tried to quit JerkyXp. JackTheCEO DM’d him and said, 'You’re fired. Also, eat more jerky.'

JackTheCEO is the worst. He eats jerky for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I just want him to stop.