JackSucksYourMum
He’s like a monster that sucks everything. Your mum. Your dad. Your life. He even sucks wigs and he’s gonna suck you too if you’re not careful.
JackSucksYourMum sucked my wig and now I look like a clown
He sucked my life and now I’m dead inside
He sucked my pop up pirate and now I’m just a pirate who can’t pop up