Jackstrawed
When you’re so full of Jack Straw's Pizza you can’t move, talk, or even blink without feeling like you’re being stabbed.
I ate so much pizza I could barely walk. My coworker had to carry me to the bathroom.
After the pizza, I couldn’t even yell at my brother. I just sat there like a pile of trash.
I ate so much pizza I turned into a human food truck. My friends had to take me home in a wheelchair.