jacksonville
Jacksonville is a city that’s not quite country, not quite city. It’s like a mixtape that doesn’t know what it wants to be. You get 18 radio stations, and only 3 of them play anything that makes sense.
Jacksonville is a city where even the radio can’t make up its mind.
I live in Jacksonville, and my radio is like a teenager who can’t decide what music to play.
If you don’t like NASCAR, you’re probably from Jacksonville.