jackson's dick - The tiniest pecker in the history of peckers. So tiny it’s l

The tiniest pecker in the history of peckers. So tiny it’s like a grain of sand got a job.

My cousin’s dick is Jackson’s Dick. I saw it under a magnifying glass. It looked like a shrimp got stuck in a sock.

I asked my uncle about his size, and he said, 'It’s so small, my dog thinks it’s a toy.'

My teacher said my pencil was bigger than Jackson’s Dick. I cried.