Jacksonesque
A school that only teaches you to watch Top Gear and Discovery Channel for 14 hours a day, and then you think you’re smart enough to beat Confucius.
He watched Top Gear for 14 hours a day and now thinks he’s a car expert.
She watched Discovery Channel for 14 hours a day and now thinks she’s a scientist.
He watched Top Gear so much he forgot how to read, then told Confucius he was wrong.