Jacksonesque
A night of drinking Stella Artois, eating ribs, watching Asian porn, and trying to flirt with anything that moves, then crashing like a drunk pile of bricks the next morning.
He drank six Stella Artois, watched three hours of Asian porn, and tried to flirt with the neighbor’s cat.
She ate so many ribs she looked like a meatball monster, then fell asleep on the floor.
He tried to seduce the pizza delivery guy, then collapsed on the couch like a broken chair.