Jacksonese - Jacksonese is what Moonwalkers use when they want to sound c

Jacksonese is what Moonwalkers use when they want to sound cool but just end up sounding like a confused kid who thinks ‘Thriller’ is a real movie.

You’re not the ‘Bad’ guy, you’re just a ‘Bad’ kid with no moves.

I’ve got more shine than ‘Smooth’ and I’m not even wearing shoes.

You think you’re cool? I’ve got more pop than ‘Beat It’ and I’m not even dancing.