Jacksonese
Jacksonese is what Moonwalkers speak when they’re too lazy to talk normal. It’s just Michael Jackson’s stupid songs and his dumb quotes, but way more annoying.
You’re not a king, you’re just a ‘Beat It’ loser.
I’ve got more heart than ‘The Girl Is Mine’ and I’m not even trying.
You think you’re cool? I’ve got more shine than ‘Shining’ and I’m not even dressed up.