Jacksonese
Jacksonese is the dumb language Moonwalkers use when they’re too tired to think. It’s just Michael Jackson’s songs, his dumb quotes, and his face when he’s too tired to move.
You’re not the ‘King of Pop’, you’re just a ‘Dangerous’ mess.
I’ve got more moves than ‘You Are Not Alone’ and I’m not even sad.
You think you’re fancy? I’ve got more style than ‘Beat It’ and I’m not even wearing pants.