Jackson (verb)
A Jackson is when you're so bad at life that you're paid to be bad at it. They don’t just fail, they give failure a standing ovation.
That guy got a Jackson promotion for showing up to work in a tutu and a fake mustache.
My friend’s teacher gave him a Jackson for spelling 'banana' as 'bananna' on every test.
She turned a simple grocery store trip into a Jackson event by buying 50 cans of soup and crying in the aisle.