Jackson (verb)
A Jackson is someone who turns being a total mess into a full-time job. They don't just mess up, they make a performance out of it.
The moment I saw the burger was missing a bun, I knew the cook was a Jackson.
My mom got a Jackson award for showing up to my dad's birthday party in pajamas and a wig.
That kid turned a simple math test into a Jackson masterpiece by drawing a dragon on every problem.