Jackson Vaughn
a lardass who can't finish anything. his buddy is a cat freak. he's got a crush on a girl who thinks he's a joke. he's got a grudge against the world. he loves milk and sausages. he talks on the phone at night like it's a sport. he's a nerd who thinks he's cool.
'I was gonna do my homework, but I had to argue with my friend about his cat's diet.'
'I tried to ask her out, and she said I was 'a sausage with no personality.''
'I talked on the phone for two hours and spilled my milk everywhere.'