Jackson Time
When someone is so lazy, they think being two hours late is the same as being on time, and everyone else is just being mean.
He said he’d be there by 5. It was 7 before he showed up, and he had a burger in his hand.
She was supposed to be at the party by 8. It was 10 before she showed up, and she had a drink in her hand.
He missed the meeting because he thought Jackson Time meant being there whenever he felt like it.