Jackson Time
When someone is so bad at being on time, they’re not just late. They’re like a ghost that shows up two hours after you gave up on them.
He said he’d be there by 3. It was 5 before he showed up, and he was still wearing pajamas.
She was supposed to be at the restaurant by 6. It was 8 before she showed up, and she was still eating dinner.
He missed the concert because he thought Jackson Time meant arriving whenever he felt like it.