Jackson prehn
Jackson Prehn is the town’s biggest heartthrob. His wiener is legendary and his smile is like a curse. He lives life to the fullest and doesn’t respect anyone else because they’re all weak.
He showed up to the party with a whole cake and a bottle of whiskey. No one else had that kind of money.
He talked to the mayor like he was his friend. The mayor didn’t even know who he was.
He made a joke so funny that the whole restaurant started a food fight.
xs