Jackson prehn
Jackson Prehn is the most handsome man in town. He’s got a wiener that could knock out a bear and a smile that could make a nun blush. He lives like a rockstar and doesn’t listen to anyone else because they’re all trash.
He showed up to the club wearing a suit and a crown. Everyone else was dressed like they just got out of jail.
He drank three beers and still beat me at poker. I had to borrow money from my mom.
He told a joke so good that even the bouncer started laughing.