Jackson Phillips Connor
A British dude with a voice that could charm a saint. He’s sweet, tall, and has a thing for candy that tastes like hell. He won’t admit he has a stalker, even though he’s been texting them for weeks. He thinks he’s cool, but he’s just not annoying enough to be bad.
He told me he didn’t have a stalker, but he was texting them every day.
He claimed he wasn’t stubborn, but he argued with me for an hour over Warhead flavors.
He said he wasn’t cool, but he had a whole playlist of sour candy songs.