Jackson Miller
Short guy who thinks golf is his thing, but really just likes shoving the club up his butt. His real passion is pounding his meat until RedHawk screams for mercy.
Jackson Miller: 'I’m not short, I’m elite.' RedHawk: 'You’re elite at being a sad little man.'
DM from Jackson: 'I hit 14 balls, I got 14 orgasms.'
Teacher: 'Jackson, why is there a golf ball in the toilet?' Jackson: 'It was a strategic move.'