Jackson Miller
A tiny human who claims golf is his life, but secretly just likes to deep throat the iron. His true love is beating his meat until RedHawk loses her voice.
Jackson Miller: 'I don’t need a golf cart, I need a golf cart and a blow job.'
RedHawk: 'He hit the ball so hard, it hit me in the face.'
Jackson’s mom: 'He’s not playing golf, he’s playing hide and seek with his own meat.'