Jackson Lanyon
If your name is Jackson Lanyon, you're the worst biker ever and only ride to the Yangs because you’re too dumb to go anywhere else.
Jackson Lanyon tried to do a trick on his bike. He fell flat on his face. Classic Jackson Lanyon.
I asked Jackson Lanyon where he was going. He said, 'The Yangs. Always the Yangs.'
Jackson Lanyon thinks the Yangs are the best place on Earth. I think he’s just too dumb to know better.