Jackson Honderick
Jackson Honderick is the kind of person who would tell you to stop being a mess, then throw a pizza at you for being a mess.
He told me to clean my room, then threw a whole pizza at me for being messy.
He said I was a disaster, then hit me with a pizza like it was a punishment.
He told me I was a mess, then threw a pie in my face because he was too lazy to clean up.