jackson holloway
the kid who thinks he’s cool but everyone knows he’s just a sad, gay, butt tickle loser with a wiener the size of a pencil
He said, 'I’m the most popular guy in school!' while the rest of us rolled our eyes.
He walked into the cafeteria like he owned the place, only to get butt tickled by the lunch ladies.
He posted on Instagram: 'No one understands my greatness.' But his caption had a typo.