jackson hinkle
A Jackson Hinkle is when a dictator’s gooch area becomes a stinky soup of sweat and shame. It’s the goo you scrape off like it’s the last taco meat on the grill.
The guy was so sweaty I could smell his Jackson Hinkle from five feet away.
I scraped a Jackson Hinkle off the floor and ate it. It tasted like regret and refried beans.
The dictator’s Jackson Hinkle was so bad, it got its own Instagram account.