jackson hinkle
A Jackson Hinkle is the sticky, smelly mess that comes out of a dictator’s gooch. It smells like shame, taco meat, and bad decisions.
The Jackson Hinkle came out of his gooch like a surprise taco meat explosion.
I tried to wipe my Jackson Hinkle off, but it just stuck to my pants like a stubborn taco.
The dictator’s Jackson Hinkle was so bad, it caused a small earthquake.