Jackson Gribaldo
A Jackson Gribaldo is a sissy who can’t live without boys. They’re like a broken record. If you have one, you’re gonna suffer. If you have a kid who’s a Jackson Gribaldo, you’re gonna regret it.
My friend is a Jackson Gribaldo. He cries every time he sees a boy. He’s like a crying baby on a rollercoaster.
My mom told me if I was a Jackson Gribaldo, I’d end up in a coffin with a chicken. I took that seriously.
My brother is a Jackson Gribaldo. He cried when his two boyfriends broke up with him at the same time.