Jackson County Muzzleloader
It's like the Montana Musket Loader but with your cousin instead of a woman. You stick Copenhagen in your lip and then put it in your cousin's butt and use your penis to do the job.
My cousin ran away when I used the Jackson County Muzzleloader on her during a Zoom meeting.
My uncle used the Jackson County Muzzleloader on my aunt and got banned from the church.
I got suspended for using the Jackson County Muzzleloader in the library.
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