Jackson, California
Jackson used to be a place where people came to find gold, but now it’s where people come to find a bunch of drunks, a casino, and a little red museum that looks like it’s about to fall apart.
That museum is falling apart, and I’m not even the one who broke it.
I came for gold, but all I got was a hangover.
That museum looks like it’s about to collapse, and I don’t want to be there when it does.