Jackson Breene
a hat-wearing loser who thinks he's a pirate and an Aussie. He talks to Exquisite Squire Madam Emo like she's his queen. He's got no rizz and no life.
Jackson: 'I be the pirate king. Madam Emo be my queen. You be the fool.'
Jackson: 'I'm Australian. I'm also a pirate. I'm also totally broke.'
Jackson: 'My hat is my crown. My life is my curse.'