Jackson 5 across the eyes - I’m going to hit you so hard your face will be red for a wee

I’m going to hit you so hard your face will be red for a week.

He made fun of my hair. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes.

She said my joke was bad. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes in front of the whole school.

He said I was ugly. I did the Jackson 5 across the eyes and left him with a bruise.