Jacksnake
It's when you're like, 'uhhh... whatever' and just take something because you're too dumb to think straight.
I was like, 'uhhh... whatever' and jacksnaked my friend's phone.
At the store, I was like, 'uhhh... whatever' and jacksnaked a candy bar.
My dog was like, 'uhhh... whatever' and jacksnaked my sock.