Jacksionary
A dictionary full of Samuel L Jackson's rants. It's like he's yelling at you while you're trying to sleep.
'I'm not angry. I'm just tired of your nonsense.', Samuel L Jackson, 3 AM.
'You're gonna die, and it's gonna be messy.', Samuel L Jackson, after your third failed attempt at life.
'You don't know what you're doing, and that's the problem.', Samuel L Jackson, when you're asking for advice.