Jackshitter
A person who shits and jacks off at the same time. Usually named Ketan and makes a mess.
Text: 'I'm doing my business and it's doing me. Also, I made a mess.'
Tweet: 'Jackshitter is the only job I need. Also, I'm named Ketan and I made a mess.'
DM: 'Why are you laughing? I'm doing my business and it's doing me. Also, I made a mess.'