Jackshitter - A guy who shits and jacks off at the same time. Usually name

A guy who shits and jacks off at the same time. Usually named Ketan and sounds like a broken toilet.

Text: 'I'm doing my business and it's doing me. Also, I sound like a broken toilet.'

Tweet: 'Jackshitter is the only job I need. Also, I'm named Ketan and I sound like a broken toilet.'

DM: 'Why are you laughing? I'm doing my business and it's doing me. Also, I sound like a broken toilet.'