Jackshit Pollock - when your poop hits the toilet so hard it makes a sound like

when your poop hits the toilet so hard it makes a sound like a pig being slaughtered and it looks like a painting made by a confused toddler.

I did jackshit Pollock and it sounded like a pig got hit by a truck.

My dog did jackshit Pollock and it was a mess.

My dad did jackshit Pollock and it smelled like death.