jacksepticeye
A tiny, Irish, green bean who’s nicer than your mom, but not as good at hiding his loudness. He’s got 14 million fans and still tries to be the best, even if he screams at people for no reason.
Jack: 'I’m the best! I’m the best! I’m the best!'
Fan: 'Jack, you’re my favorite human.' Jack: 'I know.'
Jack: 'I’m not loud. I’m just mildly aggressive.'