Jacksborian
A group of smelly, drunk, backwoods trash from Jacksboro who think the potholes in their town are a gift from God. They live in trailers, drink all day, and argue about who’s the worst parent.
My neighbor’s dad is a Jacksborian and once yelled at a tree for not listening to him.
A Jacksborian tried to start a bar fight with my dog because it stared at him wrong.
My uncle’s best friend is a Jacksborian and once tried to drown a cat in a bucket of beer.