Jacks that like Opossums
Jacks who like Opossums are the cool ones. They'll talk about opossums like they're celebrities and make you feel bad if you don't know what an opossum is.
Called me 'opossum illiterate' and sent me a meme about opossums doing yoga.
Told me I was 'too basic' and sent me a video of an opossum wearing a crown.
Acted like I was the worst person ever because I didn’t know what an opossum was.