Jack's Sister
A sneaky, smelly kid who lies about her age just to get your attention. She acts all sweet, but she just wants your junk. Then she dumps you for some old guy with a mustache.
She told me she was 13 to make me kiss her. She was 12 and had a face like a raccoon.
She said she loved me, but then she ran off with my uncle.
She left me for a guy who had a mustache and a bad laugh.